David Duchovny recently announced that he will be going to rehab for a sex addiction.

I like sex. With women. 

Ok, so you’ve got an addiction. Good. Great. Wonderful… but really though? You have an addiction to sex? Dude, you have to get back to reality here.

I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. - Chazz Michael Michaels

First of all you are a male, and men in general are sex addicts. We can’t avoid it, it’s not like there’s actually a good angel and bad angel sitting on our shoulders telling us what to do. It’s more like there is a hard-on in our pants just waiting for the next attractive female to come along and suck it.

Second, he is a celebrity. Do you know how easy it must be for a celebrity to get chicks? Women must be asking to give him head every other minute. They will have sex with him just to say they did it, that’s how easy it is as a celebrity. So who can really blame the guy? He’s got women crawling all over him, all the time. He plays a damn “sex addict” on his show Californication. There’s no way for him to get caught – unless of course he goes out and says - I’m a sex addict. I need rehab (for sex). Sorry children, but I cheat on your mom all the time (and love it) – So who can really blame him? 

Ok, Ok. So women feel sorry for his wife, who has to deal with a sex addicted husband. I understand that. Until I realize that it’s just a ridiculous statement! Here’s the thing - ALL MEN ARE SEX ADDICTS!!

Come on people - Men. Enjoy. Sex.

And if there are women around a man all the time - a man who is having fake sex on film with hot, young, sexual women - he will most likely be inclined to sleep with them, especially when they all want the same thing. 

Here is a link to an article about Duchovny’s “addiction”

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